We’ve got carpet. Soft, luxurious, opulent, sumptuous carpet. Carpet you want to wake up to. Carpet you want to wiggle your feet in. Carpet from one corner of your bedroom to the next. We’ve even got carpet in the living room. We’ve even got hardwood... floors. Not those cheapie hardwood floors you get at Home Depot. Only the best cherry floors for you.

You've got a kitchen. A granite covered modern kitchen with lots of plugs for all the electricity we have. No fingers required, you've got silverware coming out of our eyeballs. Pots, pans, refrigerator, a dishwasher, a pantry and a Partridge in a pear tree (we really do have a pear tree that gives us tons of yummy pears).

We’ve got parking. Parking to the left, parking to the right, parking in the garage, parking in the driveway, and parking on the street. Parking every which way. Windows, Windows all over the place. We’ve even got a laundry room filled with a fancy new washer and dryer.

Views, Modern conveniences. Quiet. What more could you ask for! Read More