~~~~~ Attention all home seekers, comedy enthusiasts, and those who've ever dreamed of living in a house that's quieter than your family member's hearing aid!! We present to you the crown jewel of Omaha, NE - a home so perfect, it makes other... houses look like they're trying too hard!! ~~~~~

Home Features That'll Make You Giggle:
* 4 Bedrooms: Perfect for your family, or for hiding from them. We don't judge.
* 2 Bathrooms: Because nothing says "I love you" like not having to share a toilet.
* Kitchen So Nice, Your Takeout Will Feel Insulted: Fully equipped to handle everything from gourmet meals to microwaving last week's pizza.

Entertainment Central:
* Family Room: Ideal for game nights or recreating your favorite soap opera scenes.
* Finished Basement: Your personal "escape room" when the kids discover sugar.

Parking Perks:
* Off-street parking and an attached garage, because your car deserves a roof over its head too. Plus, it's a great place to pretend you're working on that project car you'll "definitely finish someday."

Neighborhood Vibes:
So quiet, you can hear your neighbor thinking about mowing their lawn. Great for kids, unless they're the loud kind. In that case, it's still great, just not for your neighbors.

Exclusive Resident Benefits:

Immerse yourself in a world of perks with our Resident Benefits Package (RBP: automatic enrollment, additional charge):
* Hassle-free HVAC filter delivery
* Unlock rewards with our best-in-class program
* Safeguard your identity with cutting-edge protection
* Enjoy peace of mind with comprehensive pest abatement
And a treasure trove of additional benefits!

Don't let this gem slip away! It will go faster than hot cakes at a lumberjack convention. Come see it before it's gone, or before we convince ourselves it's too good to rent and move in ourselves!

**~** Ask about our Security Deposit Waiver Program **~**

Remember: This isn't just a house, it's a sitcom waiting to happen. Your laugh track not included, but highly recommended!

Amenities: off street parking, range oven, refrigerator, finished basement, microwave, dishwasher, garage attached, w/d hook-up Read More