~~~~~ Attention all home seekers, comedy enthusiasts, and those who've ever dreamed of living in a house that's quieter than your family member's hearing aid! We present to you the crown jewel of Omaha, NE - a home so perfect, it makes other houses... look like they're trying too hard! ~~~~~

Home Features That'll Make You Giggle:
* 4 Bedrooms: Perfect for your family, or for hiding from them. We don't judge.
* 2 Bathrooms: Because nothing says "I love you" like not having to share a toilet.
* Kitchen So Nice, Your Takeout Will Feel Insulted: Fully equipped to handle everything from gourmet meals to microwaving last week's pizza.

Entertainment Central:
* Family Room: Ideal for game nights or recreating your favorite soap opera scenes.
* Finished Basement: Your personal "escape room" when the kids discover sugar.
*4-Season Room with wood burning fireplace! Who says you can’t enjoy family, friends and sunshine when it’s cold outside?!
*Extra Large fenced in back yard with fruit bearing apples trees. Perfect for everyone to enjoy while you host that friendly barbecue!

Parking Perks:
* Off-street parking and an attached garage, because your car deserves a roof over its head too. Plus, it's a great place to pretend you're working on that project car you'll "definitely finish someday."

Neighborhood Vibes:
~~ So quiet, you can hear your neighbor thinking about mowing their lawn. Great for kids, unless they're the loud kind. In that case, it's still great, just not for your neighbors. ~~

Exclusive Resident Benefits:

Immerse yourself in a world of perks with our Resident Benefits Package (RBP: automatic enrollment, additional charge):
* Hassle-free HVAC filter delivery
* Unlock rewards with our best-in-class program
* Safeguard your identity with cutting-edge protection
* Enjoy peace of mind with comprehensive pest abatement
And a treasure trove of additional benefits!

Don't let this gem slip away! It will go faster than hot cakes at a lumberjack convention. Come see it before it's gone, or before we convince ourselves it's too good to rent and move in ourselves!

^^^ Ask about our Security Deposit Waiver Program. ^^^

Remember: This isn't just a house, it's a sitcom waiting to happen. Build your own laugh track is highly recommended!

Amenities: off street parking, range oven, refrigerator, finished basement, microwave, dishwasher, garage attached, w/d hook-up Read More