Congrats, today marks eight years since you began convincing the world and, to a lesser extent, yourself that you're a completely well-adjusted adult with normal thoughts at all waking hours.

You've earned yourself and one lucky roomie/significant... other/imaginary friend a brief (by cosmic standards) reprieve in this lovely two bedroom Shorewood sanctuary. Two large bedrooms, a formal dining room, lovely living room with lots of natural light and a very nice kitchen to boot.

Tucked behind the famous Shorewood Farmer’s Market patch of Estabrook park on Woodburn, enjoy your Pinterest-worthy hobby of Japanese beetle warbling down the lawn soaked sidewalks.

Or hop on the Oak Leaf bike trail to explore Milwaukee’s chaos. Make sure to drop into the nearby Culvers conveniently at a slightly lower elevation thus drawing you in like a black hole. Even if the rest of humanity hasn't figured out how to properly repress their urges to twerk and/or brawl in the streets, we can all agree on the deliciousness of mushroom swiss butterburgers.

Imagine cozily perching on your couch at night scrolling through TikTok feeds about mobs downtown protesting the latest injustice of “The Man” criticizing our brawling etiquette. Read More